The warmest feet in town

Thanks to my sweet friend Suzanne and my fabulous mother, my feet will be nice and toasty for the remainder of this chilly winter. Mom sent me some Valentine's Day socks, and Suz must've been tired of hearing (reading) my complaints because she mailed me some cushy warm slippers. Since I wasn't expecting any packages, at first I thought it was the 'thrax or maybe a bomb, but then I remembered that I'm just a humble copywriter who has relatively few enemies.



I should complain about cold feet on my blog more often.